Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez and Jon Voight's worst nightmare.

Check it out - my dad just found this sucker stuck on our fence out behind the back of our house (in Big Spring). Looks like it just ate a havelina... good thing we've got an electric fence. Ha!!! Just kidding, I got this in an email from Sterling earlier today. They found this beast outside an Exxon refinery in Angola, South Africa. Imagine walking through the jungle and all the sudden you feel those teeth sink into your thigh - next thing you know this mother's got you in the death squeeze. As you gasp for your last breath, you feel your rib cage and sternum cracking under the pressure... not good. Since we are on the subject, I kinda feel the need to speak on the absurdity of the true-to-life movie, Anaconda. If you have seen this movie, you know what I am talking about. Their biggest problem is the actual snake -when they show it slithering through the reeds or on wrapping around the boat, it's CGI'd to the max, doesn't look real at all. In contrast, when there has to be a tight shot of the snake head and the actors, the snake pretty much looks like it was made by guy who makes sock puppets for a living - might as well be a muppet... unbelievable. There are plenty of other things wrong with that movie too, but I don't have the energy to go through 'em right now - have a pleasant evening.