Thursday, August 30, 2007

Kige pulls the curtain back on the magic!

If Kige doesn't put a smile on your face, you seriously need to take a look inward. This may be the best thing on the net. Kige Ramsey, who apparently is employed by Youtube, does a newscast every day from his house covering current events. Here are some of his greatest hits -
Kige's take on sports:

Kige's take on consumerism:

Kige's take on social networking (live from the automotive section of Wal-Mart!):


Blogger EmmaJohnson said...

The deepest part of the channel of the stream had been passed, and with a bump the wheels struck the bottom.. Polly, good soul! was tempted, and she promised.. Watkinson, expressing her regret that she had not been able to see them when they called; and explaining that her family duties always obliged her to deny herself the pleasure of receiving morning visitors, and that her servants had general orders to that effect.. Balaam saw him coming.. I do not believe Mrs.. He had been considered a fine horse-trader in that part of the country.. Postponing, therefore, for the present, my suicidal design, I just slipped my nether extremities into the sleeves of my coat, and betook myself to a pursuit of the felon with all the nimbleness which the case required and its circumstances would admit.. ' This chanted recitation seemed to have a hypnotic effect on the freckled boy; his big pupils contracted each time Abner came to the repetend, Name yours.. In that vague hope, he had arranged a movement for a general organization of the human family into Debating Clubs, County Societies, State Unions, etc.. The dream, which in fulfilling its wishes follows the short regressive path, thereby preserves for us only an example of the primary form of the psychic apparatus which has been abandoned as inexpedient.. Historians of art call our attention to the fact that the most ancient historical sculptures follow a similar principle in expressing the rank of the persons represented by the size of the statue.. The adult has learnt this differentiation; he has also learnt the futility of desire, and by continuous practice manages to postpone his aspirations, until they can be granted in some roundabout method by a change in the external world.. How much real comfort every one might enjoy if he would be contented with the lot in which heaven has cast him, and how much trouble would be avoided if people would only let well alone.. But the needs of Babe were instant.. When the dream content discloses nothing but some indifferent impression as instigating the dream, analysis ever indicates some significant event, which has been replaced by something indifferent with which it has entered into abundant associations.. So you take her home, instead of spending the night at her house, as you do in actuality.. The boat bounded, and plunged, and frequently struck the grassy bank of the canal, as if it would break itself to pieces.. There is one thing I have forgotten to show you, said the Superintendent, the cell for the confinement of violent and unmanageable Punsters.. It is at least my habit--I hope I may say, my nature, to believe the best of people, rather than the worst.. Major Talbot, said Hargraves, with a winning smile, I wish you would understand me...

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Blogger MatthewWilliams said...

He made the furnace-fire and split the wood before daylight; then he went to sleep again, and slept late; then came for orders, with a red silk bandanna tied round his head, with his overalls on, and his dress-coat and spectacles off. The widow was mad all over that Squire Hopkins should take such a mean advantage of his rival.. The Superintendent led us up some dark stairs to a corridor, then along a narrow passage, then down a broad flight of steps into another passageway, and opened a large door which looked out on the main entrance.. With a simple, compact manual such as Dream Psychology there shall be no longer any excuse for ignorance of the most revolutionary psychological system of modern times.. Ask him what his calling was, said the Superintendent.. He took refuge in dissimulation.. M----, to whom I was introduced at a dinner-party, begged me one day to examine his elder brother, who showed signs of mental trouble.. We have here long repressed memories and their unconscious remnants which, under the guise of senseless pictures have slipped into consciousness by devious paths left open to them.. Quite well, I thank you. ] I tell you, William, said Thomas Buller to his friend Mr.. Ingham will only come and sit on the platform, he need not say one word; but it will show well in the paper--it will show that the Sandemanians take as much interest in the movement as the Armenians or the Mesopotamians, and will be a great favor to me.. Not in his usual way?--er--no reproaches out of the hymn-book?--or the sacred writings? No; he just quit.. Just one further remark about the day remnants.. The fear which we experience in the dream is only seemingly explained by the dream content.. Dinner! gasped Mr. The girl then ushered them into the back parlor, saying, Here's the company. Marchman, Sim's mother.. The three returned together, Alicia casting curious glances at the uncomfortable youths, Champe threatening to burst into giggles with every breath.. I am sure of it, said the girl. Claiborne seemed to notice something unusual in their bearing as they settled into the chairs assigned to them, and asked them kindly if they had slept well...

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