Friday, August 25, 2006

Pluto has been kicked out of the club.

Earlier this week, the Inter-Galactic Alliance of Planets (IGAP) met in Prague to discuss our solar system's black sheep - Pluto. Apparently they have decided that the natural flora and fauna of Pluto just ain't cutting it and that it's planetary status has been pulled. Uranusians also claimed that Plutonians emit a steady stream of offensive odors. It's classification has been reduced to an "icy dwarf planet only suited for Tan-Tans." Here's a link to the article - Pluto loses status as a planet.


Anonymous EDay said...

"Your tan-tan will freeze before you reach the first marker!"

"Then I'll see you in Hell!"

11:12 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

"and I thought the smell bad on the outside."

3:22 PM  

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